Quotes from the show!

"Quotes!"

Here you'll find some humourous quotes from each episode. Enjoy! And remember, laugh! Some of them are funny!! Scroll to the bottom of the page to see the full original abandoned theme song for the show!

Alan Marriott is the voice of Marion
Juliet Cowan is the voice of Cassie

Night Of The Hunters

Mall Voice: Attention bounty hunters, spontanious bar room brawl, level 2, in 3 minutes!

Cassie: Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't fire you
Marion: 1, I'm the best, 2, I'm the cheapest and 4, think of all the great adventures we've had searching for your father! *pulls some photos out of his cheeks and holds them up for her to see. They depict scenes from the adventures they will have in future episodes*

Marion: *upside down in a rubbish bin* Hey! There's an ice cream in here! Want some ice cream?

Marion: *reading poster for Cassie's father* Wow, I never knew your dad was Darth Derek, dark lord of the evil empire, pilager of worlds, defiler of files and most wanted man in the galaxy!
Cassie: What?
Marion: Who wrote this poster for you?
Cassie: That guy-*points* him!
Marion: Ooh, Emile the liar...
Emile The Liar: Women are robots, the sky is cheese!
Marion: And you thought you blew it when you hired me!

Marion: Batteries to power, turbines to speed! Blast off!

Marion: Hold tight Cassie, its time for part 2 of my plan!
Cassie: Which is?
Marion: Think of a part 2!!

Cassie: And now dad's safe? No one's hunting him?
Marion: Absolutely! Uh...unless your definition of no one is kinda lose...

Marion: The Psychic Slug Sisters-snot with attitude!

Cassie: Run!
Marion: Run is good!
Cassie: I recommend it

Marion: The animated bogeys are back!

Cassie: Looks like this is it, hamster
Marion: Call me Marion
Cassie: You're called Marion. MARION??!!
Marion: I was wrong to share

Psychic Slug Sister: Resistance is futile! *salt drops on them* Ooh, that stings!

Marion: I need a foot bath...and a pedicure...and new feet!

Marion: Its the Mule With No Manners
Horse: The Horse With No Name
Cassie: But if you're called The Horse With No Name, surely that is your name?
Horse: Shut up
Marion: She's got a point ya know

Cassie: Hop!
Marion: Hop is good
Cassie: Run is better!

Marion: But it was all right in the end, we gave those rubes the slip and got away
Jane's voice (OS): There he is! In front of the hole that gets smaller! Get 'im!!

Somewhere That's Green

Cassie: They say in space, no one can hear you scream. I guess they've never been in space with a bounty hamster!

Cassie: Hamster! You can't destroy any more of his plants!
Marion: I'm not destroying them, I'm rearranging them a little...in a sauce!

C4: *speaking about planting Cassie* Time to get into your bed!
Cassie: *grabs a hose and sprays him with it* Oops, looks like I've wet my bed!

Marion: Cassie, are you alright?
Cassie: *groans*
Marion: Glad to hear it!

Cassie: Aren't you gunna miss being a plant?
Marion: Ah sure, I was really looking forward to greenfly, root-rot and all my clothes falling off in the autumn!

Chin Raiders

Marion: I've learned a lot of stuff being an intergalactic bounty hunter. First, never try to eat spaghetti in zero gravity. Second, never call someone "miss" unless you're absolutely sure they are and last, never, ever, EVER reawaken an army of space travelling mummies by stealing their favourite pharoh! Oh yeah and don't lie to your feisty young sidekick unless you wanna get a smack!

Cassie: Thieving rodent! Dirty rat! Big......*sees oncoming danger*.....asteroid!
Marion: No one's ever called me that before

Marion: How was I to know they'd get so upset over some old....coffin thingy
Cassie: Sarcophogas
Marion: Bless you!

Marion: That's BOUNTY hamster to you, ya pedal headed, four legged....ummm how do you insult a moose?

Cassie: Do you think you could have a rant without the jumping up and down?

Cassie: Do you think there's....spiders?
Marion: Naw
Cassie: Good
Marion: All the snakes will have eaten them!

All-Seeing Chin: Brother Ambidexterous was not pure of heart....although he was quite tasty! *burp*

Bats: We are the knights who guard the Chin, no one gets out, no one gets in. Tremble those who seek our treasure, we will punch you at our leisure!
Marion: The secret room is quite the best, someone tell me where it is!
Bat: To reach the room with the Chin in there, go down those stairs and.....wait a minute! Remove your hoods! *they all remove their hoods except Marion who sticks his arm out of the cloak holding a rubber bat on a piece of string*
Marion: Forgive me if I don't look so swell, lately I aint been too.....well?

Cassie: *sliding down a tunnel* Hey, this is almost fun!
Marion: Only if you're wearing pants...

Marion: Where are we? The basement?
Cassie: Catacombes!
Marion: Gusentight!

Marion: Woa! Very dangerous! You go first!

The Trial Of A Thousand Knives!
The Torment Of The Woolen Jumper!
The Ordeal Of The Hot Pancakes!

Marion: When I get free, you're biology!
Cassie: Don't you mean history?
Marion: I knew it was something to do with school

Bat: For what you have done, your punishment will be acute!
Marion: Don't......call......me.....ACUTE!!

Marion: Have you guys ever considered there's more to life than all-seeing chins? Hey, there's a sentence I bet I'll never say again!

Cassie: *standing next to the chin which is upside down on the floor* I believe you're looking for this.
Bat: No, we were looking for a chin, not a bottom!

Dog Day

Cassie: I didn't hear that, you're breaking up!
Captain of the Caerphilly: *his voice comes through the radio* I said we need help, we're breaking up!

Best Friend Song
My best friend, my new best friend,
its me for him and him for me, no more singularity.
Through thick and thin I can depend
on you my new best friend.

My best friend, my ex-best friend,
you sold me out and crossed the line, that fickle little frankenstein.
My broken heart will never mend,
'cos of you, my former new, best friend.

Cassie: Hamster, this is ridiculous!
Marion: ...And fun!

Cassie: The, the Caerphilly, the ship...the holes, the wreck...death, destruction, sp...spot!
Marion: And now in a language that the viewers can understand...

Marion: He's on the poop deck!
Cassie: What's a poop deck?
Marion: No idea, I just wanted to say

Marion: Stinkin' sawdust!

Just Deserts

Marion: There are only two rules in a place like this. 1. There are no rules and 2. don't forget rule 1.

Cassie: And what time do you call this?
Marion: Uhh....either very very early or very very late?

Jane: I wonder if they've got a toilet round here...
Cassie: Why? Are you missing home?

Marion: That Jane is smart. But I can be smarterer!

Jane: Well, once when I was at school, there was a little girl who was always being picked on by a big girl. Day after day she let the big girl push her around. Until one day she was pushed too far. She fought back!
Cassie: And then what happened?
Jane: I had to find another little girl to bully instead!

Marion: I will swoop like a bat! I will swoop like a bat and....hurt myself.

Jane: Skull Crusher Rex! Wanted in six cities for eating six cities!

Trading Spaces

Marion: Space. It's big, it's cold, it's hostile and only big, cold, hostile guys can survive it! Guys like ME! Grrrrr!
Cassie: Hamster! Have you been drying your pants in the microwave again?
Marion: Tough guys don't wear pants!!
Cassie: 'Course they do! Just 'cos yours are blue and furry, don't think nobody notices!

Cassie: Excercise doing the washing up! Some of this gunk's been on these plates so long, it's evolving into new forms of life!
Gunk1: I live, I live!
Gunk2: Get off my plate!

Cassie: *In Ecto Hella's body* Now just keep calm girl, nothing odd going on here, you're just flying a ship you've never seen before.....with hands that aren't yours. *gasps as she sees her reflection in the rear view mirror* I've put on weight, and height...and HORNS!!

Marion: *talking to Cassie (who's actually Hella in her body) as she drives Keith like a madman uhh....woman* Cassie, I've never seen you like this before! Your wild, your crazy, your doing stupid dangerous stuff! I'm in LOOOOOOOOVE!!!!

Trader: I have sandworms! Taste my sandworms!

Hella: Live fast, die young and leave someone else's corpse! That's my motto!

Cassie: *In Hella's body* Let me go! I'm innocent!
Horse With No Name: That's what they all say!
Cassie: But I'm a 13 year old girl!
Horse With No Name: Yeah, they say that too.

Marion: Welcome to Big Bother, the show in which you watch me share a spaceship with a girly girl who suddenly turns into a monster!

Gunk1: We fight for peace and freedom!
Gunk2: Us too, but the other way around!

Marion: Oh yeah? Well if you're Cassie, tell me a secret only Cassie would know!
Cassie: Your real name is Marion!
Everyone: But that's a girl's name!
Marion: Ok, I'm gunna wack you for that after I save you!

Hella: *in Marion's body* Blast him and his friend! They tried to take my fragile life!
Horse With No Name: How could you hurt such a cute little guy?
Marion: *in Hella's body* Don't.....call me CUTE!!!!

The Good, The Bad And The Adorable

Cassie: This...is the Universe! Big isn't it?

Cassie: Hamster! Hamster! Bashing the engine won't help!
Marion: I dunno, its helping me!

Marion: *sees the Humbles* Ugh! Novelty backpacks!

Moose: The show aint over till the fat gun sings get it? Well you will if you don't get over there with the other cute creeps!
Marion: Don't....call......me CUTE!!

Marion: Stinkin' sawdust, no wonder these guys get bullied! I feel like taking a poke at 'em myself!

Marion: *grabbing a Humble and shaking him* When the going gets tough, the tough get hold of little guys like you and give 'em wedgies!!

Marion: That's it! I quit! K.W.I.T.!!! Kwit!!

Marion & Cassie's Duet Song
Cassie: What's the worst thing that could happen to you?
They grab hold your head and then try to unscrew.
Both: Stick their foot in your mouth and act like your a shoe.
I'm all for that, I dunno about you!
What's the worst thing, well it's quite hard to say,
Marion: You won't like it, ooh, you won't like it!
Cassie: Except that it hurts and its coming this way!
Marion: Heading for disaster, need more than a plaster!
Cassie: Still none of us cares that we face judgement day,
You sing the next verse!
Oh, you've all run away!

Cassie: *after the song* Well that worked rather well
Moose: Except for the bit where they stole your ship! *the Humbles have all run off in Keith*

Moose: Now turn around and meet my gang!

Moose: I don't need no gang when I've got Terry!
Terry: Hello everyone! *waves*

Lonely Planet

Cassie: I still can't believe you bought a ship without a toilet. My Dad's has three!

Marion: You couldn't give that planet away in a packet of cornflakes!

Cassie: This hotel will soon be hotter than the inside of a hamster's furry underpants!

Cassie: How do I find my father?
Walter World: Have you tried looking down the back of the sofa?

Forget Me Knot

Cassie: We're here for information, not intensive care!

Cassie: We're looking for Nelly-the elephant!
Fish Guy: She packed her trunk a long time ago.

Cassie: What's that zero on her forehead, her I.Q.?

Cassie: Someone was spying on us!
Marion: Yeah and they stink of old socks!

Cab Driver: Sorry kids, I'd hit the brakes but I can't remember where they are

Marion: Whoa! The labotomatic! It dices, it slices, it sucks the brains right outta your head!!

Marion: *Cassie's hand is over his mouth* Mhphhhmmmhpphphh!!
Cassie: *takes her hand away* I beg your pardon?
Marion: I said, in one of these containers are Nelly's memories of your parents.
Cassie: No you didn't, you said something rude!
Marion: Perhaps, but what I meant was we should find what we need and get out of here before.......it's too late.

Marion: I feel like a fluffy toy on the front of a garbage truck!

Marion: Put your paw to the floor!

Marion: Cassie, when I was young I....wet the bed
Cassie: Fight it Marion! That's not your memory!
Marion: Actually it is, I just wanted to share

Bringing Up Baby

Cassie: You're supposed to be a bounty hunter. Hunt our ship!
Marion: *pulls a device out of his cheeks*
Cassie: Found it?
Marion: No, but wherever it is now the doors are locked! *clicks the device*

Marion: I shouldn't be doing this, I'm a lone gun, a loose cannon, a stray bullet, a...nother tough sounding thing...

Cassie: Baby?
Marion: Yes honeybunch?
Baby: Waaaaaa!!
Marion: Cassie, I didn't even know you were dating...

Marion: What do you mean, learn to be responsible? I'm responsible! *robot dog he's walking gets run over again*

Cassie: I wonder what his name is
Baby: Waaaaaaa!!
Marion: Apparently his name's Waaaaaa!! and I think he's hungry

Cassie: Someone was chasing his mother and this looks like the kinda place where people who like chasing people hang out!

Cassie: We'd better get him out of there
Marion: Does this mean I'll get thrown out of the window again?
Cassie: Probably
Marion: Cool

Off To Work

Old Lady: Come buy my poisoned apples! Ahem, sorry, I mean UNpoisoned apples!

Professor Notgerman: Och, what took you so long? The hamster had to test the atomic pants without you.
Marion: *charred* You didn't miss much... *falls over*

Marion: I'm sick and tired of testing this stupid stuff like I'm some sort of a....some sort of a....
Professor Notgerman: Guinea pig
Marion: Exactly! Do I look like a guinea pig to you? *everyone is silent*

Marion: If you wanna wear atomic pants, fine! But me, I'm outta here!

Cassie: Which would make you *points to Grumpy Marion* Grumpy!
Grumpy Marion: Everything makes me grumpy!
Cassie: So no change there...

Grumpy Marion: Ah stinkin' sawdust, this is terrible!
Doc Marion: Or the best thing to happen in a long time. We need money to buy a ship, correct? Well we could earn seven times as much money if we all got jobs!
Happy Marion: Ahahaha! I love that idea!
Dopey Marion: Whats an idea?
Bashful Marion: Stop lookin' at me
Sleepy Marion: *sleeping on a rubbish bin and falls backwards into it*

Scientist guy: Sir, what should we do? We're losing it!
Dopey Marion: Who cares, this aint exactly rocket science
Scientist guy: Actually sir, it is
Dopey Marion: Oh

Nurse: Sir, what should we do? We're losing him!
Dopey Marion: Who cares, its not like this is brain surgery
Nurse: Actually sir, it is
Dopey Marion: D'oh

Grumpy Marion: Lousy women and mad professor drivers

Grumpy Marion: Why do I get the bottom shelf?
Bashful Marion: Aww shucks, you said bottom!

Cassie: Marion, how are you feeling?
Marion: *sighs* Happy, sleepy, grumpy, dopey and my hay fever's playing up, but that's ok 'cos I know how to cure it!

Free Lenny

Cassie: Ever made a wish on a lucky star, only to find out its a satellite?

Speaking Wealth Machine: *to Marion who's standing on it* You are short, weigh far too much and you're completely broke!
Marion: Broke? I'll show you broke! *tries to strangle it*

Cassie: You can't bully us into being rich
Marion: No?

Cassie: *to Marion who keeps pulling toasters out of his cheeks* Can't you find anything else?
Marion: That aint the way it works, kid. *toaster pops out of his mouth* Somedays there's useful stuff in there, other days you just get...
Advert: Toasters, toasters, toasters!

Marion: If you lay one claw on her, I'll tear you apart you big, huge, massive, enormous, big again...

Cassie: Uh, I don't want to break up your male bonding, but either I've got a very bad zit or... *scrap yard owner pointing laser sight gun at her forehead*

Lenny: I will pet him and love him...
Marion: And crush me and kill me...

Marion: This is a shortcut to.... *crashes into a wall* ...a concussion

Lenny: I will pet him and love him...
Cassie: Looks like this is it
Marion: I'm gunna die of heavy petting

Marion: Hey, the people look like ants from up here! Of course, they could be ant people, its that kind of place...

Cat Guy: Twas beauty killed the beast
Marion: Funny, I thought it was a ten thousand foot fall!

Cassie: Come on Marion, admit it
Marion: Ok, I did fill your boots with pestrami
Cassie: I meant about Lenny. You are going to miss him, right?
Marion: Yeah, well, maybe in some small way, some really small way, some really really small way, that you could see only if you had, like, a really BIG microscope that could see very small things, I would miss that big lunk a little bit. But that does NOT make me soft!

Save The Whale

Marion: Space is tough. It chews you up and spits you out...all chewed up and...spitty. And after months and months of travelling, it can do things to your mind.
Cassie: First sign of madness that.
Marion: What?
Cassie: *floating upside down in the lotus position* Talking to yourself.
Marion: And the second?
Cassie: *appearing beside him as an alien* Seeing things.

Cassie: What do you think your doing?
Marion: Sipping, tanning, nuthin'. I'm on vacation!

Marion: That rotten, lousy space hog whale! I oughta give her a piece of my mind!
Cassie: Sure you can spare it?
Marion: Cute.
Cassie: I try!

Marion: *to whale* Hey blubber butt! Where's the fire?

Voice from offscreen (I think it's Marion's voice): Kids at home, don't you try and get warm by getting close to the sun. Its dangerous and you don't have a spaceship.

Bomb: BANG! Only kidding. You diffused me.

Wish You Were Here

Cassie: Hamster, wake up! I just had the strangest dream
Marion: Did it involve bag pipes?

*They're approached by two snarling wolves*
Cassie: Hamster, do something!
Marion: Ok. Hello Mum! Hello Dad!

Mum Wolf: And I'll go and get the dinner. Your brothers will be back soon. Everyone like raw intestines?

Cassie: You never told me you were adopted
Marion: Adopted? Adopted? All these years and they never told me!
Cassie: Marion, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
Marion: Me neither, I was just winding you up!

Cassie: Dad, can we go now? We've been here 5 hours!
Cassie's Dad: But you love this...
Cassie: Not after 5 hours I don't!

Fish: So there I was travelling along, only wishing there was more fun in my life when PING! I was a prize in a fair.

Cassie: Hey! Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Marion: Does it involve bag pipes?

Marion: Come down here and fight you great big cosmic floaty thing!

Fish: I choose which wishes are granted like those secret ones you never speak of...
*A dress suddenly appears on Cassie........and Marion too!*

Beached

Marion: The silver trails of Hyperion 5. No one knows what they are or who makes them - a bit like school dinners...

Marion: After you
Cassie: No, together
Both: One, two, three.......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Cassie: Let me steer
Marion: I steer here
Cassie: Let me steer us in the clear!
Marion: Who died and made you Dr Seuss?

Cassie: Give me that! *grabs controls and breaks the controller off*
Marion: May it bring you years of pleasure

Under The Galaxy Song
Under the galaxy
Paradise Beach is where you be, arg!
Pick up your boots and stay with me
Under the galaxy
On a shipwreck vacation
Join this crustacean
Under the galaxy
Under the galaxy

Greymar: Remember the secret handshake?
*He and Marion shake hands normaly*
Cassie: Whats so secret about that?
Marion & Greymar: That's the secret!

Marion: We're in a slug??
Greymar: A giant space slug and there's no way out. You'll be shipwrecked with me forever. So, who's for badminton?

Fashion Victim

Cassie: Food, glorious food! You don't get it in space. Instead you get food pellets which taste like the boxes they came in.

Cassie: He wants me to be a model!
Marion: Battle ship or airplane?

Marion: I have a secret, I'm not a natural blonde.
Gorilla Bouncer: I knew that
Marion: And I can never have children.
Gorilla Bouncer: We can adopt
Marion: Look, you don't understand *takes off wig* I'm a boy.
Gorilla Bouncer: Nobody's perfect

Frozen Stiffed

Marion: Trust me Cassie, there's madness to my method!

Marion: Big ice is gunna make us big money!
Cassie: Why, do you know someone with a very big broken refridgerator?

Marion: Since when were there detour signs in space?
Gill: Since we decided to put them there

Voice from offscreen: Kids at home, don't you try escaping from the Galaxy of a Thousand Suns by using a small electric fan. Its extremely dangerous.....and stupid.

Gill: By the way, why do you have 20 thousand hot water bottles?
Moose: Well I get cold at night

Mutiny On The Bounty Hamster

Cassie: The universe is big and cold, especially when you're marooned on an asteroid of ice. Your one hope of survival, team work.
This is your fault.
Marion: No it's your fault
Cassie: No it's your fault
Marion: No its my fault
Cassie: No its my fault
Marion: Ha! You admit it!

Cassie: I've got cashflow problems
Marion: Yeah, none of it flows my way

Marion: I don't work for you no more
Cassie: But you didn't work for me when you did work for me

Marion: Operation "I'll Distract The Robots While You Destroy Their Power Plant You Know This Operation Really Needs A Snappier Name" is go!

Screaming Blue Murder

Marion: Did you say something?
Sir Tibbles: I said I paid an obsene amount of money to come on a cruise, not to be a servant for you and those accursed androids.
Cassie: No you didn't, you said something rude
Sir Tibbles: Yes, but it meant the same thing

Lady Gnu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!!
Cassie: What happened?
Lady Gnu: Oh dear, I've forgotten

Marion: They say that crime is like a jar full of slugs. I dunno why, they just say it.

Marion: Another robot has been wrecked. Uh, well another 138 to be exact.

Cassie: When I'm through with you, you'll be slippers!

The Lost World

Marion: I know what you're thinking but black holes suck. No one who goes into those things has ever come out again...and why am I suddenly alone....

Marion: Of all the dumb things Cassie has done, this has to be the dumberist. She could end up exploded or flat or a school dinner lady

Duck: Have you lost your sense of direction yet?
Cassie: No
Duck: Ooh, there it goes

Marion: I've got a bonafidy celestial phenomenon in my mouth!

The Trial

Cassie: Space, it's big. If you lose something out there you've got as much chance of finding it as you have of finding a talking jelly.

Cassie: Fighting again, Hamster?
Marion: No, I was gathering information
Cassie: And what information did they give you?
Marion: I'm no good at fighting

Marion: Commencing emergency take off procedures....if I had my keys. Oh, here they are in the glove compartment

Marion: Its no use! We're held in the grip of a great big...grippy thing
Voice: Silence prisoner! We the tribuneral have been watching you
Marion: Woohoo! We double our viewing figures!

Marion: ...like the time I defeated the Psychic Slug Sisters, snot with spaceships!

Cassie: Sure there's been bad times, lots of bad times, boy, have there been a lot of bad times. But there have been good times too

Planet of the Japes

Marion: Hamster's log, stardate 574.92031 gah! What difference does it make? We got a big problem. No fuel.

Marion: Hahahahhahaa!!
Cassie: Why are you laughing?
Marion: I dunno

Marion: Is there real custard on these pies?
Bozo: Of course! It makes the best sound!

Bozo: The whoopee cushion is the highest mark of respect!

Monkey: *in jail* I was there for three years until I realised the bars were made of rubber

Monkey: Oh no, what are we going to do now Queen Cassie?
Cassie: Harness your inner strength with special yoga moves! The one legged stork! The hungry stomach! The patting head! The quacking armpits!

Bozo: I was born silly and I will die fish!!

Cassie: Hamster, I've got a funny feeling someone's been monkeying around with us
Marion: What makes you say that?
Cassie: Why are our fuel tanks full of custard?

Twin Cheeks

Marion: *singing* You can blow me up with missiles, you can beam me to the sun, you can tie me to an asteroid and disrespect my mum! You can put me in a dustbin, put the dustbin down a shoot, put the shoot into a black hole but don't call me cute! You can threaten me with mutants, mammoth bees and monster ants, you can give me a bad wedgie cos I wear blue furry pants!

Marion: *the other Marion is hanging from a rope* Hey look! Dope on a rope!

Cassie: She called me a loser!
Marion: So? I've called you worse

Cassie: You can think that I'm a loser and say I don't have guts, you can challenge me to chicken runs and other scuttlebutts. You can even be another me and act all flash and sassy, but you're just a reflection and I'm the REAL Cassie!

Original Theme

You can blow him up with missiles
You can beam him to the sun
You can tie him to an asteroid
And disrespect his mum.
You can put him in a dustbin
Put the dustbin down the chute
Put the chute into a black hole
BUT DON'T CALL HIM CUTE!

You can threaten him with mutants,
mammoth bees and monster ants
You can give him a bad wedgie cos he wears blue furry pants.
You can violate his dignity with several spiky fruit.
You can call him Keith or Nigel
BUT DON'T CALL HIM CUTE!

You can stun him with your phasers
You can snub him in the street.
You can rub him up the wrong way, and step on his blue suede feet.
You can mock him, shock him, rock him
You can even cock a snoot
As long as you can find one
But don't (never, ever, which way or whatever if you've got half a brain and you aren't too keen on pain)
DON'T CALL HIM CUTE!

(Many thanks to Alan Gilbey for sending me the lyrics!)

Monster Island

Marion: Captain's log, stardate...eh, feels like a thursday

Cassie: Bonsai!
Marion: Bless you! Heeheeheehee!

Marion: *upside down in sand* At least things can't get any worse
Bunny Boy: Tide's coming in

Marion: The name's Marion
Bunny Boy: But...that's a girl's name
Marion: You want me to eat your head?

Bunny Boy: I love monsters and one day I'm gunna catch...I mean make friends with them all! Now get in this ball! *holds out a Pokéball*

Bunny Boy: The other children bully me because I'm clever and short
Marion: I know the feeling

Cop: Hey kid, what ya doing?
Bunny Boy: *sitting on Marion* Just out, driving my car
Cop: Its very furry car
Marion: He left it in the sun, it went off
Cop: Yeah I hate it when that happens

Guard: Heads up ladies, I got a special treat for you
Cassie: Its gunna be torture isn't it?
Monster: Worse than that Cassie, tourism.

Cassie: We can't let him destroy the city
Marion: Not on this show's budget

Marion: Cassie! Here's a shipping warning. Look out! Ship!

Cassie: Well you know what they say. The bigger they are, the harder they fall off the planet!

Gone Fishin'

Marion: My mother used to say on a hot day eating mayonaise could kill ya. Thats why on a day like today, crash landing on a planet like this, I only use it for sunscreen.

Marion: Cassie! Hit 'em with something, anything!
Cassie: *uses Marion to hit them* Take that! And that!
Marion: My belly just fell out

Captain Rehab: I told ye to find me the Great White Worm, not some disgusting blonde thing!
Cassie: I am not disgusting!
Marion: Or a real blonde

Marion: Cassie you know I'm not one to jump to conclusions but this guy's a looooooon!

Marion: Hey Cass, what do you know, someone thought you were cute!

Marion: Ok me hearties or whatever you're called, listen up. I seek only the Great White Worm!
Pirate #2: Him too? What is it with these guys?
Marion: Its great big bigness is er...big and its whiteness is....er...very white and it ate my...
Mate: Leg?
Pirate #2: Chin?
Pirate #1: Elbow?
OS Voice: Buttocks?
Marion: ...Spaceship! And for that I will have my revenge! Avast to starboard, hard to port and other boating terms!

Marion: Don't worry Cassie, I'll zap it before it can swallow you
OS Voice: She's been swallowed!

School's Out

Cassie: Er, do we have, like a rule about not interfering with alien civilisations and stuff?
Marion: I like interfering

Hammy: Will you be quiet please? Some of us are trying to be nocturnal
Marion: But this is wrong, I shouldn't be in a cage
Hammy: We all feel that at first but we get used to it

Punchy: *running in a wheel* I don't know where I'm going but when I get there, oh boy!

Cassie: Hamster, how many times have we been chased by angry mobs since we met?
Marion: *gets out a calculator* Nineteen.

Marion: You can't do this. You're doing this! You shouldn't be able to do this!!!

Hammy: You bit him!
Marion: Its what I do

David: You're funny
Cassie: I bet you say that to all the mad girls
David: Only the ones I want to be locked in a padded cell with

Marion: I am a bounty hunter. I AM a bounty hunter
Punchy: *to Hammy* I think you broke his brain

Cassie: I'm mad. They said I was mad and I am.

Judge: You stand accused of breaking the prime directive, five thousand speed limits and a really nice vase.

Judge: Take them to the holochamber!
Cassie: No, not that! Anything but that! Whats a holochamber?

Cassie: I want a mad hamster for a friend!
Marion: Who wouldn't?